Day 21: Cool
Mr. Phish: Honey, dinner was yummy. I’ll do the dishes.
Me: *stunned silence*
Mr. Phish: What’s the big deal? I can do the dishes.
Mr. Phish: Geez, that’s a lot of dishes. I need some tunes to motivate me.
Me: *rolling eyes*
Mr. Phish: *jamming out while washing dishes* Honey, you should write a post about how cool it is that your husband does the dishes.
Me: I guess I could. It’s a very rare thing, so I should get some photographic evidence.
Mr. Phish: Take a picture of my CD folder.
Me: Oh, okay. *grabs camera and clicks away*
Mr. Phish: *still jamming out* Don’t you love the Dead? Good stuff.
Me: Um, Mr. Phish, why is your wedding ring not attached to your hand?
Mr. Phish: Duh. Because I’m washing dishes. It feels weird when you get water under the ring. That’s why I take it off in the shower, too. I don’t like how it feels.
Me: Not cool, Mr. Phish. NOT COOL.